Friday, March 15, 2013

End of Week Sneak Peek @ Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation!




This week I'm posting whole stories or excerpts from the book with shots and bios of the authors. I hope you've enjoyed the previous posts. Here's another!

I hope you will love Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation as much as I do!
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Moving Out to Sea
By Sharon Leaf

As my husband Torre parked his van near the dock where the World War II ship MS Restoration was moored on the outskirts of Seattle, I asked, “Are we setting sail next week as scheduled?”
Torre and I had moved several times while living in Southern California. We’d even moved to Sweden to attend Bible College.  However, moving onboard a ship for fourteen months was definitely a new adventure.  We believed in the Restoration’s mission to transport Russian Jews from the Black Sea to Israel, so we were ready to sail the seven seas.
Torre surveyed the vessel. “We’re going to have to spend some time in dry dock. The bottom of the ship has to be sandblasted and painted.”
As I removed my sunglasses, reality stared me in the face.  There she was, high and lifted up, in all her glory.  “Yes, I can see that she needs a complete make-over,” I sighed in disbelief.
“We have electricity, but there will be no water,” Torre explained apologetically.
“No water?” I gulped, swiping already sweaty hands on my freshly washed jeans.
“Usually, no one is allowed to live on board while in dry dock, but the company is in foreclosure, so the bank has granted us permission.  This is a miracle because most of the crew is either from out-of-state or from
Sweden and they don’t have anywhere else to stay.”
My husband pointed to a pile of water hoses.  “These are hooked up from the dock to the ship’s deck.  The galley needs water, and there is one head—I mean restroom—to wash our hands.”
“In other words, we’re Waterless in Seattle,” I said, hoping my play on words would lighten the mood.  Torre stared.
I raised my palms. “It’s a joke.  You know, the movie, Sleepless in Seattle…Waterless in…oh, never mind.”
But later, I realized why he wasn’t laughing. After dinner, the female crew gathered on deck to make the dreaded trip to the dry dock facilities.  Flashlights, towels, soap, and clean clothes in hand, we trekked across the parking lot.  As we turned each corner we were oh-so-careful not to step in oil puddles.  We formed a single line, walked up the stairs, and then directed our flashlights on a sign that read Dry Dock Restrooms/Shower Facilities.  Ana-Karin, a tall, energetic Swedish nurse had arrived earlier that day and was more than ready for a hot shower before retiring to her cabin. She held the dirty wooden door open. “We must enter at our own risk.”
I flipped on a greasy light switch and began breathing through my mouth as I walked past the toilets and urinals.  I pointed to a scratched door with a sign that read Shower Room.  Ana-Karin led us through the doorway, turned on another light switch, and then wiped her hand on her white slacks.  Our eyes fell upon grimy cement floors, cobwebbed corners, and shower stalls with torn curtains, brown stains, and green mildew that I could swear I saw moving.  It was all I could do to keep from letting out a Yuk, but it was my first day on board and I wanted to make a good impression.
The group was about to turn and walk out, completely discouraged with the mess when Ana-Karin spoke out in what I call Swenglish—a mix of English and Swedish.  “This might be acceptable for the men, but this is no place for rejectional ladies.”
“Don’t you mean respectable?” I asked.
Ana-Karin blushed.  “Of course that is what I meant…respectable.”
“But what else can we do?” I asked, a silent prayer going up for a small miracle from heaven.
Deena, the buxom galley girl suggested, “Let’s all pitch in and rent a cheap motel room across the street. That way we can take turns using the clean bathroom.”
I checked my armpits, and then reached in my pocket and held out a package.  “I brought a year’s supply of Handy-Wipes…Handy-Wipes anyone?”
“Aren’t those American nurses?” Ana-Karin asked.
Deena chuckled.  “You’re thinking of Candy Stripes!”
Embarrassed, Ana-Karin stood tall as she announced, “Cleaning this place will be my job.  I’ll begin first thing in the morning.”
Grateful for Ana-Karin’s enthusiasm, I dashed back to the ship and filled three large pails with cleaning equipment, bright yellow plastic gloves, and gallons of bleach. 
The next morning the girls watched in admiration as Ana-Karin marched over to the dry dock facilities.  Deena and I followed close behind, carrying her cleaning supplies—the least we could do for our new Swedish friend.  Later, when we returned to see if Ana-Karin needed more cleaning products, we were amazed to see the difference that she had made in such a short time.  Her massive labor of love was heaven-sent.   I turned to Deena. “My friend, I think God has sent us our very own Martha Stewart.”
For the next fourteen months we labored on a ship with no air conditioning and no stabilizers, which resulted in a lot of seasickness. We dined in the troop mess with forty-five-plus crewmembers, dwelling
in a 7 x 7 cabin, surviving a heart attack, and then finally being able to serve our eight special passengers, the Russian Jews, on the five-day journey from Sochi, Russia to Haifa, Israel, I understood how privileged I was to be on the Restoration’s 1995 maiden voyage. The day I waved good-bye to the three families on Haifa’s dock, I thanked God for allowing me to be a small part of His end-time plan to bring His people back to Israel.  After Rob and I flew home, the Restoration rescued over a thousand Russian Jews from the Black Sea area.
Rob and I recently moved from Southern California to South Carolina, but nothing can compare to our move out to sea.
I walked off the Restoration a changed woman.  Not perfect, but with a lot more patience, understanding and love for others.  Rob and I have moved several times since. The latest move took us 3,000 miles from Southern California to South Carolina.
But no move can compare to the move we made out to sea.

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If you or somebody you know is packing up for a migration across town, across the country or around the world, Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation, offers a welcome diversion to the broken dishes, lost furniture and everything else that always seems to go wrong during a move. The lighthearted, and sometimes unbelievably true stories of those who’ve moved in, moved out and moved on, will move your heart and lift your spirits.


Linda Kozar is the co-author of Babes With A Beatitude—Devotions For Smart, Savvy Women of Faith (Hardcover/Ebook, Howard/Simon & Schuster 2009) and author of Misfortune Cookies (Print, Barbour Publishing 2008), Misfortune Cookies, A Tisket, A Casket, and Dead As A Doornail, (“When The Fat Ladies Sing Series,” eBooks, Spyglass Lane Mysteries, 2012). Her latest novel Strands of Fate released October 2012 (Hardcover/Ebook, Creative Woman Mysteries). She received the ACFW Mentor of the Year Award in 2007, founded and served as president of Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas ACFW chapter for three years. In 2003, she co-founded, co-directed and later served as Southwest Texas Director of Words For The Journey Christian Writers Guild. She and her husband Michael, married 24 years, have two lovely daughters, Katie and Lauren and a Rat Terrier princess named Patches.
Represented by: Wendy Lawton, Books & Such Literary Agency
Member of: CAN (Christian Authors Network), RWA (Romance Writers of American), WHRWA (West Houston Romance Writers of America), ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers), Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas Chapter of ACFW, Toastmasters (Area 56) The Woodlands, Texas, The Woodlands Church, The Woodlands, TX.


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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation--A Sneak Peek--Moving Smurf


This week I'm posting whole stories or excerpts from the book with shots and bios of the authors. I hope you've enjoyed the previous posts. Here's another!

I hope you will love Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation as much as I do!
 Buy a copy on Amazon


Moving Smurf

By Sofia Arroyo

As I was moving out my dorm room after my second year of college, I encountered some unexpected problems. I own a rather large beanbag couch, six-feet in diameter, and I had to get it down four flights of stairs since we had no elevator in the building.

I briefly considered just dropping it out the window instead of hauling it down the stairs, but there were bushes at the bottom floor, so I decided against it. I was fond of my large blue beanbag and wanted to keep it for the next year of school. With the window option “out the window,” I decided to roll the beanbag I called, "Smurf," out the door and down the hall--squeezing the thing, little by little, out the door.

Once finally out, I rolled it down the hall toward the stairs. Then I pushed the thing down the stairs, half a flight at a time. Four flights of stairs later, and huffing and puffing, I finally made it out of the building and into my car. The beanbag barely fit into the back of my hatchback 2002 Volkswagen Golf.

Coming back from summer break, I had to get “Smurf” back into my new dorm room. Again, my room was on the upper floor, but this time we had an elevator. I squeezed Smurf back into my car and drove it back to campus. With the help of a friend, I rolled the beanbag up the sidewalk and inside the building.

Once inside, we decided to see how fast we could roll it. Then, all of a sudden, my friend tripped and fell onto the beanbag. Physics were not on my side. I fell and flipped over the beanbag and landed on my back on the other side of it. All in a split second! And I didn't even know what hit me.

We recovered and got to the elevator, but discovered that the dorm
elevator was not very big. So we pushed the beanbag inside and hopped on top of it to get up to the 3rd floor. When we got there, we had to roll of the beanbag and out of the elevator.
Finally, we settled Smurf into the new dorm room. I haven't moved it since!



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If you or somebody you know is packing up for a migration across town, across the country or around the world, Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation, offers a welcome diversion to the broken dishes, lost furniture and everything else that always seems to go wrong during a move. The lighthearted, and sometimes unbelievably true stories of those who’ve moved in, moved out and moved on, will move your heart and lift your spirits.


Linda Kozar is the co-author of Babes With A Beatitude—Devotions For Smart, Savvy Women of Faith (Hardcover/Ebook, Howard/Simon & Schuster 2009) and author of Misfortune Cookies (Print, Barbour Publishing 2008), Misfortune Cookies, A Tisket, A Casket, and Dead As A Doornail, (“When The Fat Ladies Sing Series,” eBooks, Spyglass Lane Mysteries, 2012). Her latest novel Strands of Fate released October 2012 (Hardcover/Ebook, Creative Woman Mysteries). She received the ACFW Mentor of the Year Award in 2007, founded and served as president of Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas ACFW chapter for three years. In 2003, she co-founded, co-directed and later served as Southwest Texas Director of Words For The Journey Christian Writers Guild. She and her husband Michael, married 24 years, have two lovely daughters, Katie and Lauren and a Rat Terrier princess named Patches.
Represented by: Wendy Lawton, Books & Such Literary Agency
Member of: CAN (Christian Authors Network), RWA (Romance Writers of American), WHRWA (West Houston Romance Writers of America), ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers), Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas Chapter of ACFW, Toastmasters (Area 56) The Woodlands, Texas, The Woodlands Church, The Woodlands, TX.


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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation: A Sneak Peek (Carpet Diem)


Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation is available on Amazon. The perfect gift for a friend, co-worker, or family member!

Carpet Diem

By Dannelle Woody

I absolutely hated my carpet. The once neutral beige carpet was dotted with numerous spills and stains from my three kids eating on the go, not to mention packs of their muddy-shoed friends, and the dog.
Ugh, the dog. How many dogs would dig in the garbage, find a freshly used paintbrush and drag it into the living room?
Of course the carpet had been professionally cleaned many—make that very many times before. But the stains always managed to resurface. It was time for a new one. Definitely.
There was one problem though. We couldn’t afford new carpet. Not now anyway. In fact, we were thinking of moving--downsizing to get out of debt. Deep in creative thought one day, I was startled when the doorbell rang. My neighbor Michelle stood at the door.
“What’s wrong?” she asked, making herself at home in the kitchen.
I offered her a glass of iced tea and gestured toward the living room. “This carpet is what’s wrong. It’s got to go. I’m sick of it!”
Michelle glanced around the room. “Well, it is pretty bad. But I thought you told me you couldn’t afford to do anything about it.”
I shook my head. “We can’t. But I have a better idea. Let’s rip the whole thing out!”
“RIP IT OUT? But the only thing under it is the subfloor, plain concrete.”
“That’s no problem. I could paint it. You know, with the same kind of
paint you use to paint the garage floor.”
“Battleship gray?”
“No way, I’ll sponge paint the floor so it looks like stones. When I’m finished faux-painting it, this subfloor is going to look just like a stone floor. What do you think?”
Michelle paused. “I-It sounds good, but won’t your husband be mad?”
I smiled, trying to convince myself. “Nah, he’ll love it.”
So armed with a vast array of know-how gleaned from numerous home improvement shows on television, the two of us began to rip the carpet away from the floor.
We worked in sections, without removing the furniture from the room. But as we rolled the carpet and padding toward the center of the room, we soon realized just how big the job was going to be.
“This carpet is too heavy for us to move.” Michelle huffed and puffed.
“I know. Hold on—I’m thinking,” I answered. “Hey, what if we use my son’s skateboard to roll it out?”
Michelle shrugged, “We could try it. It might not be big enough to handle this much carpet though. This stuff is pretty heavy.”
Summoning the last of our strength, we began to roll carpet sections out the front door, dumping them on the front lawn. But the skateboard wasn’t big enough for the job.
That’s when another idea came to me. “Michelle, what if we use my Suburban? It has a trailer hitch in the front. We could tie or chain the carpet to it and I could “rev” up the engine and drag it out the front door.”
“Like pulling an old tree stump out the ground,” added Michelle gleefully. “I love it.”
Soon afterwards however, my husband Tom received a disturbing call at work.
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“Uh, hello, uh Tom? This is your neighbor, Jeff. I’m calling because I thought you might want to know about something going on over at your house right now.”
A flash of concern gripped his heart. Was it a fire, natural disaster, busted water pipes? Gas leak?
“What’s wrong? Tell me.”
“Well, right now, I’m standing by my front door looking over at your house. There’s a blue Suburban in the driveway and your wife and another woman have your carpet chained to the front hitch. Looks like they’re dragging it out. And the front bumper is losing the tug of war if you know what I mean.”
“Dragging what out?” asked Tom in disbelief.
“The carpet. They’re dragging out your carpet. The whole  neighborhood is out there watching.”

Over the next month, my husband did manage to forgive me, especially when he saw the great job I did faux-painting the subfloor to look like real stone. However, our real estate agent informed us that prospective buyers might turn away at the sight of a subfloor no matter how beautifully painted. So, we had new carpet installed. A big disappointment for me, but we eventually sold our home, after four offers from prospective buyers! The first three contracts fell through. But the fourth was a keeper.
And if there’s ever a busted pipe and the carpet is ruined, the new owners will discover when they peel it off, perhaps with the assistance of the front bumper of a Suburban, the most beautifully-painted
subfloor in the entire neighborhood.

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Dannelle Woody (Carpet Diem) is a Christian jewelry designer, silversmith and co-author of Babes With A Beatitude—Devotions For Smart Savvy Women of Faith. http://www.dannellewoodyjewelry.com


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For the next two weeks, AND STARTING TODAY, I am going to post whole stories or excerpts from the book with shots and bios of the authors.

And I hope you will love Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation as much as I do!




If you or somebody you know is packing up for a migration across town, across the country or around the world, Moving Tales, Adventures in Relocation, offers a welcome diversion to the broken dishes, lost furniture and everything else that always seems to go wrong during a move. The lighthearted, and sometimes unbelievably true stories of those who’ve moved in, moved out and moved on, will move your heart and lift your spirits.



Linda Kozar is the co-author of Babes With A Beatitude—Devotions For Smart, Savvy Women of Faith (Hardcover/Ebook, Howard/Simon & Schuster 2009) and author of Misfortune Cookies (Print, Barbour Publishing 2008), Misfortune Cookies, A Tisket, A Casket, and Dead As A Doornail, (“When The Fat Ladies Sing Series,” eBooks, Spyglass Lane Mysteries, 2012). Her latest novel Strands of Fate released October 2012 (Hardcover/Ebook, Creative Woman Mysteries). She received the ACFW Mentor of the Year Award in 2007, founded and served as president of Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas ACFW chapter for three years. In 2003, she co-founded, co-directed and later served as Southwest Texas Director of Words For The Journey Christian Writers Guild. She and her husband Michael, married 24 years, have two lovely daughters, Katie and Lauren and a Rat Terrier princess named Patches.

Represented by: Wendy Lawton, Books & Such Literary Agency

Member of: CAN (Christian Authors Network), RWA (Romance Writers of American), WHRWA (West Houston Romance Writers of America), ACFW (American Christian Fiction Writers), Writers On The Storm, The Woodlands, Texas Chapter of ACFW, Toastmasters (Area 56) The Woodlands, Texas, The Woodlands Church, The Woodlands, TX.

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